youbutfun: (those patches really?)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-10-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[If anything Alan's disgust and attempt to struggle just entertains him more, so he does not let go, sorry. But almost worse than the touch is...]

Aw, is that a new hardcover in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
youbutfun: (just realized balance slays the demon)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-10-15 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Get off you?

[He does not do that, nope, instead he continues to fondle Alan through his pants.]

Let's take an editing pass through that one Mr. Best-selling Writer. Move that you before the off and it works way better with what I'm doing.
youbutfun: (scooters menancingly)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-10-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Could be. Maybe that's one of the unnamed AW2 DLCs, Alan in Hell.]

What's my motive? Is it that hard to figure out? I'm just fucking with you.

[Someone please shut him up.]

Okay, being honest, that's just an added bonus. Truth is, I think you've gotten a little too comfortable. Sure, you haven't exactly put it all behind you, but you've escaped the Darkness, been living here with that wife of yours, it's all good now! Or at least good enough.

Seems to me like you're long overdue for a reality check.

[As unreal as this all is anyways...]
youbutfun: (today i will cause problems on purpose)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-10-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you earned this?

[Only figuratively now since Scratch will give Alan’s junk a brief reprieve since he needs both hands to wave in the air to accompany his sarcasm about Alan’s remarks.]

You earned this?

[Throwing his arms out to gesture at Alan’s home. He’s about one big hand gesture away from becoming a PS1 Resident Evil character.]

I gotta say if this is what you earned, then it really wasn’t worth all the effort.

[Scratch puts his arms down, that annoying grin back on his face.]

Still stuck, still having to put up with me, not that you hear me complaining, but doesn't seem like you got a lot out of it. And that's not even getting into all those pills you're taking, I'm sure those have been real helpful.
youbutfun: (invades your personal space)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-11-11 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Free from me?

[Oh that’s fucking hilarious. Excuse him (or don’t) while he laughs about that one. It’s the funniest thing in the world, it really is. Or to him anyways. Probably not to Alan.]

You’ll never be free of me. And you know it. Even while I was on that little vacation, you’re still jumping at every shadow, buying every little light you can find. If you really thought you and her were safe, then there’d be no need for any of that crap, right?
youbutfun: (oooooooooooooooooooocean)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-11-20 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh don't tell me it was just in case!

[The anger's good, he likes seeing some fight in Alan. Or well...more fight. There's been plenty of fight in Alan.]

Admit it, you didn't think you were free and clear, did you?
youbutfun: (today i will cause problems on purpose)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-12-16 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you can't hold it in like that. Not good for you.

[That stupid smirk again.]

And well, turns out you weren't. Imagine that.

[A nonchalant shrug there. An evil nonchalant shrug in fact.]

Oh wait, you don't have to imagine, do you?
youbutfun: (just realized balance slays the demon)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-01-20 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Worse?

[Scratch looks confused by that one. Is he really? Does it matter?]

No, no, no, I'm making it all the better, you should be thanking me! Do you know how boring this all was? Alan Wake woke up, Alan Wake tried to write, Alan Wake choked down a handful of pills, then Alan Wake went to bed and did the exact same thing the next day! God! Instead of worrying about why I let you go on in such a monotonous boring way forever, you should be on your knees thanking me for providing a little excitement!

[Scratch’ll break his monologue to comment a little further on that obvious idea. So for better or worse, he’s not going on about how dull he finds Alan’s life.]

Yeah, in fact, let’s do that. On your knees. You can do it yourself or…

[The darkness squirming again, the obvious end to that sentence and entirely what Scratch expects to have to do.]
youbutfun: (go fuck yourself)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-02-10 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Well, too bad.

[Not his most elaborate retort, he knows. But that's fine, there's no need to really go on while this is well, going on. He'll just let the darkness pull at Alan, tugging at him. He's trying, Scratch can see that, but trying really only gets you so far, doesn't it?]

If this keeps up, might have to take something to those knees, I'm sure there's something around here that'll get the job done.

[Pretending to look around while this goes on, he's not actually going to go look for something. Probably.]
youbutfun: (those patches really?)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-03-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You what?

[Scratch's gaze on the other hand is just full of amusement. This is just the funniest thing to him apparently. Alan Wake, the Champion of Light on his knees struggling, angry.]

Go on, I'll let you have that one.
youbutfun: (scooters menancingly)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-03-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
There, do you feel better now that you've gotten that out?

[It's possible he could be more condescending, but it might take some work to get there.]

Somehow I don't think so, but it seems like you really needed that.
youbutfun: (hey buddy)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-03-30 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Bet you would, but I've still got so much to do.

[Said while unbuckling his belt after a hundred comments.]

I will after I'm done though. Promise.

[Just not permanently.]
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[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't worry. I'm not saying I'll leave forever. But I'll give you some time to recuperate. So it's an easy promise to keep.

[He'll take a while to get that belt off. He knows where Alan's eyes are, he's gonna make him endure this for a little longer.]

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