youbutfun: (oooooooooooooooooooocean)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-11-20 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh don't tell me it was just in case!

[The anger's good, he likes seeing some fight in Alan. Or well...more fight. There's been plenty of fight in Alan.]

Admit it, you didn't think you were free and clear, did you?
youbutfun: (today i will cause problems on purpose)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2023-12-16 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you can't hold it in like that. Not good for you.

[That stupid smirk again.]

And well, turns out you weren't. Imagine that.

[A nonchalant shrug there. An evil nonchalant shrug in fact.]

Oh wait, you don't have to imagine, do you?
youbutfun: (just realized balance slays the demon)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-01-20 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Worse?

[Scratch looks confused by that one. Is he really? Does it matter?]

No, no, no, I'm making it all the better, you should be thanking me! Do you know how boring this all was? Alan Wake woke up, Alan Wake tried to write, Alan Wake choked down a handful of pills, then Alan Wake went to bed and did the exact same thing the next day! God! Instead of worrying about why I let you go on in such a monotonous boring way forever, you should be on your knees thanking me for providing a little excitement!

[Scratch’ll break his monologue to comment a little further on that obvious idea. So for better or worse, he’s not going on about how dull he finds Alan’s life.]

Yeah, in fact, let’s do that. On your knees. You can do it yourself or…

[The darkness squirming again, the obvious end to that sentence and entirely what Scratch expects to have to do.]
youbutfun: (go fuck yourself)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-02-10 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Well, too bad.

[Not his most elaborate retort, he knows. But that's fine, there's no need to really go on while this is well, going on. He'll just let the darkness pull at Alan, tugging at him. He's trying, Scratch can see that, but trying really only gets you so far, doesn't it?]

If this keeps up, might have to take something to those knees, I'm sure there's something around here that'll get the job done.

[Pretending to look around while this goes on, he's not actually going to go look for something. Probably.]
youbutfun: (those patches really?)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-03-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You what?

[Scratch's gaze on the other hand is just full of amusement. This is just the funniest thing to him apparently. Alan Wake, the Champion of Light on his knees struggling, angry.]

Go on, I'll let you have that one.
youbutfun: (scooters menancingly)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-03-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
There, do you feel better now that you've gotten that out?

[It's possible he could be more condescending, but it might take some work to get there.]

Somehow I don't think so, but it seems like you really needed that.
youbutfun: (hey buddy)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-03-30 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Bet you would, but I've still got so much to do.

[Said while unbuckling his belt after a hundred comments.]

I will after I'm done though. Promise.

[Just not permanently.]
youbutfun: (today i will cause problems on purpose)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't worry. I'm not saying I'll leave forever. But I'll give you some time to recuperate. So it's an easy promise to keep.

[He'll take a while to get that belt off. He knows where Alan's eyes are, he's gonna make him endure this for a little longer.]
youbutfun: (just realized balance slays the demon)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-04-30 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're no fun, you know that?

[He might've said that before, but anyways, the belt'll come off quicker now before being set on the same table where he didn't use a coaster earlier. He doesn't want that getting too far away.]

Loosen up a little, it's not the end of the world.
youbutfun: (just realized balance slays the demon)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-05-10 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Just this face because Alan.

Congrats on shutting him up for a moment? Just a moment.]


You know, I don't think that's true.

[He actually doesn't have a ton to say about that one because Alan.]
youbutfun: (scooters menancingly)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-06-02 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't think I'd want to continue that one either if I were you. Now let's see, where were we?

[He says knowing Alan's not going to want to continue that either.]
youbutfun: (tfw alan has no waifu)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-06-08 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, tempting. I leave and the wife comes back to find you a bit...tied up at the moment. I'm sure you'd both love that.

[He's thinking about it, or at least he looks like he's thinking about it.]
youbutfun: (shocked but not that shocked)

[personal profile] youbutfun 2024-06-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that hurts.

[Scratch takes a step back, playing at being wounded. And careful not to bump into that end table from earlier.]

But you know what.

[A smile on his face once again.]

I think I'd have more fun with Alice too.

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